You Must Philosophise, But Why Must You Bore Me to Tears? (6332 words) by Lissy H
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Niles Crane/Roz Doyle
Characters: Niles Crane, Roz Doyle, Frasier Crane
After joining forces in a farcical and ultimately failed attempt to split up Daphne and Donny during 'Decoys', as well as pretending to be in love to hide their plot from Frasier, Niles and Roz surprise even themselves by embarking on a real relationship.